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Man of Steel, Episode One: The Phantom Menace Zone

(Quick programming note -- it's been almost two months since my last post, as I've spent the bulk of that time moving to a new city and finding a new job.  So if you begin to notice a distinctly "west coast" quality to my writing, as opposed to the "east coast" stylings of my previous posts, that would be the result of my recent relocation from Manhattan to Seattle.  And now back to your irregularly scheduled program ...)

Me: Hey, so did you hear that new symphony orchestra last night? What did you think?

Other Guy (OG):  Oh man, the trumpets!  They were so loud!  It was amazing!

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